My Alter-Ego

Hello. My name is Lola Dazzletush. Of course, that's not my real name, but that doesn't matter right now. You have already thought, "Lola Dazzletush? What kind of name is that??" Well, the origin of my name isn't all that important, but if you must know, it's my stripper name. No, I'm not a stripper. My friend, who I will not name, just asked what kind of name I would pick if I became a stripper, but before I could answer, I have been dubbed "Lola Dazzletush". How nice.